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Jack Scratch Fever

Jack Scratch Fever - #23

POSITION
Blocker

INJURIES
knee, bruised tail bone, kicked in the vagina

OCCUPATION
vet assistant



BIO:
As a small infant Jackie got a bad case of the bubonic plague where she remained in a halluengenic fever for 3 years. During this time she would have violent and terrible fits and seizures. When she awoke her nails had grown into the claws of a cheetah. Upon her conscience arrival in the hospital she immeditety scratched the faces of all the hospital workers so badly that they all were disfigured for life. Her violent fits then became known as the JACK SCRATCH FEVER and everyone prayed that it would never happen again. She found a pair of roller skates and joined the FMDG. Now she scratches out the eyes of bitches in the name of DERBY!

Awards: Favorite Blocker 2008

Favorite Jam 2009

Teams: Palm City Punishers & Twisted Sisters